I just am not sure

how to post both photos and text. I use to know how, but now Blogger is stymie-ing my efforts.

The below artwork is for Heaping Portion 2, a verrrry irreverent take on the torah portion o' the week, which is called Vayikra. Heaping Portion is for anyone who has found the bible tedious but who wishes to see brilliant, funny and interesting people interpret it. If you've been to sit and spin, it's sort of like shabbat n' spin. Sit n' spin, only jewier. Will a theme emerge? will you feel the presence of god herself? Probably not. But you will be wildly entertained and there will be a food-centered gathering afterwards. At the Improv Olympic this time instead of the UCB, due to the fracas of last time....

COME AND SEE...

rose of no man's land

is the name of a book by michelle tea. I just finished reading Chelsea Whistle. Just go to Amazon and buy every single thing by her, ever.

an artist i like

is seonna hong. this is her stuff.

to all 2 people who read my blog, I am sorry I have been gone and quite busy lately consulting on Sarah Silverman's new show for Comedy Central. The world will be forever changed when it comes out of your television boxes. that much I know.

to all people who live in Los Angeles, I will be performing Saturday, March 4th at Afterbirth at M-Bar. It's produced by Dani Klein and the info is thusly:


AFTERBIRTH...
stories you won't read in Parents magazine

starring:

Greg Fitzsimmons
Emmy winning writer/producer "The Ellen Show"

Jill Soloway
writer "Six Feet Under", author "Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants"

Hutch Foster
"Love! Valour! Compassion!"

Stephanie Wilder
author "Sippy Cups Are Not For Chardonnay"

Kathryn Grody
Law & Order:Criminal Intent

and

RENO
"Kinsey", "The Manchurian Candidate"

Saturday, March 4, 06
Mbar, 1235 N. Vine
(crnr of Vine and Fountain nr El Floridita)
Doors open at 6:30
Show starts 7:30ish
$10 with dinner reservation, $15 at the door
323-856-0036 to guarantee a seat

so come to it....

more stuff that doesn't work

like my indian guys below. I wanted you to go there and I wanted you to link there but I couldn't. So just go to www.video.google.com and type in curry-n-rice girl and then you can see the thing i wanted you to see. okee doke.