the rejewvenation movement has a TEE

okay, maybe there's no rejewvenation movement just yet but if it does end up being something I want people to harken bag and remember when I named it. Loyal reader of this blog, you may or may not remember this symbol I imagineered for t-shirts for a play at my son's school. Meri o' verymeri t-shirts has made a bunch of them just in time for your gift giving season. And for your newly awoken Jewish pride.

So go to her website and buy one for you, plus all the jews in your life, adults n' babies alike. YUMMY JEW BABIES IN THEIR SUPERJEW ONESIES!!!! Just think about it and kvell. A perecentage of the proceeds to go Temple Israel of Hollywood, where the shirts were born, so that's all good too.





plus... look! Elliot Yamin o' American Idol wearing the shirt at their LA concert....

vodka, latka and me

I will be doing something like stand-up comedy at the vodka latka event linked to somewhere in this post. I don't even remember how to make links because I haven't blogged in so long. I wonder how many blogs there are where people get all excited and blog every day and then there isn't anything since March 2005. For awhile I was using this space to pour out my most rant-riffic thoughts, then my friend Becky and I got in a huge fight in the comments section of some stuff I wrote about working moms vs. stay at home moms. She accused me of calling all stay-at-home moms whores which I vehemently denied but now sounds like something I wish I would have said.

Why did I take her criticism so seriously? Why did it make me stop blogging? It's probably better to not blog than to blog, right? Anyway, since that time I have only been using my blog to advertise my jewy events, so I don't think anyone even reads it anymore. Which leads me to wanting to spew out my innermost thoughts in this outermost forum.

Mood today: sluggish, extreme hatred of kendra, extreme love for bridget and holly

Anyway, please note that if you come to see me perform I will be very inappropriately calling out Isla Fisher. Isla Fisher, if you're masturgoogling, I suggest you prepare yourself. Then come to Vodka Latka on December 13th ready to fight. Also, as of this writing, it is somewhat possible elliot yamin will be joining me onstage...


PJA, JDub Records, & Reboot
invite you to the 10th annual

Vodka Latka: Festival of Rights
Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Celebrate the holiday in a night of revelry featuring folk –punk rockers
Golem

Local social justice activists share a “right” they fight for during
PJA’s Social Justice Menorah-Lighting

Hanukah’s tale is spun through the minds of
comedians in Heaping Hanukkah
hosted by Ronna and Bev
featuring Jill Soloway, Eric Schwartz aka Smooth E, Craig Wright and Julie Hermelin

Vodka Latka: A Festival of Rights
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
El Rey Theater
5515 Wilshire Blvd
Los Angeles, CA. 90036
$12 if you buy now at

vodka latka tickets


$15 Day of Show

8PM Cocktails & Latkas
9PM Festival of Rights Menorah Lighting
9:30PM Heaping Hanukkah
10:30PM Golem